[Osx-nutters] 300 million..

[Chuck Bennett]

America officially welcomed it's 300 millionth resident.

Today at 6:47 a.m. Juan Garcia was officially caught sneaking across  
the United States-Mexican border.

Mr. Garcia, speaking through an interpreter, had the following  
statement:

"I was very worried at first when I saw the large gathering of  
American officials.

I thought: These guys are going to put me away for a whole hour and  
then they'll let me go. This could potentially ruin my afternoon."

Mr. Garcia, who holds a degree from the University of Guadalajara in  
Day Laboring, has visited the country before. "It is an honor to be  
America's Number 300 Million. I hope this will help us open a  
dialogue between our countries and that President Bush will allow  
more guest workers into the country."

As part of the America's 300 Millionth Resident Ceremony, Mr. Garcia  
was awarded the Key To The City Of San Diego, a Certificate of  
Appreciation, and several gift certificates to the Foot Locker.

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