[Osx-nutters] taxes. finally I good idea..

[Chuck Bennett]

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
  309 Hart Senate Office Building
  Washington DC, 20510

  Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue  
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted  
the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the  
process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen  
to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the  
Senate and for which you voted.

If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an  
illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I  
need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income  
taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see  
one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone  
figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay  
taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two  
years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way  
that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an  
excellent result for my family and me because we paid heavy taxes in  
2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local  
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have  
stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures  
I could save almost $10,000 a year Another benefit in gaining illegal  
status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment  
relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state"  
tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the  
burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome  
car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I  
still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become  
illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary  
forms, I would be most appreciative.

Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,


  I wonder if I can get this kind of break here in ohio too.

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